1·Who asked the question: Are there percentagewise more idiots in the world today than in the earlier ages of humanity?
是谁问“按百分比计算，是不是今天的人类世界比早一点时期的有更多的白痴”？
2·Gas stations stock up on flowers because they know idiots like you are either going to completely forget Valentine's Day or just put off buying a gift until the very last minute.
加油站之所以囤积鲜花是因为他们知道像你一样的白痴不是完全忘了情人节这回事就是不到最后一分钟也不动手买点什么。
3·Listen, Alla Pugacheva and Arkady Raikin could perform every Saturday night for a month and those idiots would still find a way to lose money.
听着，就算艾拉·普佳切娃和阿尔卡季·赖金能每个星期六晚上到他们那里去表演，帮他们连演一个月，那些白痴也还是有方法亏本。
4·They're not idiots. They're human.
他们并不是白痴，而是人类。
5·The idiots who foisted this system on you should scrap it at once, and instead offer sufficient overtime pay at Christmas to ensure that there are enough recruits.
把这套做法强加给你的那群白痴应该立即将其取消，转而采取在圣诞期间提供足够高的加班费的政策，以保证有足够的人手。