1·If he'd been a shoemaker, I would have been a shoemaker; if he had shoveled shit, I, too, would have shoveled.
如果他是一个鞋匠的话，我会是一个鞋匠；如果他铲屎，我也会铲。
2·Everything he touches turns to shit.
他碰到什么东西都变成屎。
3·The manger is abhorrent, actually, is the most hateful to pull out of the pit shit, etc.
占着茅坑不拉屎是可恶的，其实，最可恨的却是拉完了屎还要占着等坑。
4·Describing the opposition victory as "shit", he vowed to reverse it.
他将反对派的胜利称作“狗屎”，并发誓要挽回败局。
5·Kids are loud, stupid, annoying, ugly, and they smell like dog shit.
小孩是一种吵闹、愚蠢、烦人、丑陋的生物，闻上去像狗屎。
1·Let's have a semi-realistic rat in a kitchen cooking shit to eat.
想想吧，一只半写实主义的老鼠在厨房里烹饪大便吃。
2·It is the perfumer's dream ingredient, as long as they neglect to list it as "whale shit" on the back of their anti-stink bottles.
这是香水厂家最理想的成分，只要他们不要在防臭产品的主要成分上加上“鲸鱼的大便”。
3·So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit."
收银员把手伸进去，摸了下伸出来，喊到：“它闻起来象大便”。
4·Now, well, you're making out after having had dinner, and while you're sitting there making out, food is making its way down Peggy Sue's digestive tract, being turned into shit.
现在，你们在吃完饭后亲热，当你们坐下来亲热时，食物正沿着Peggy, Sue的消化道向下走，正要变成大便。
5·They look like handmade shit...hungover badly from the hibernation drugs.
他们看上去就像是手工的大便（这里不懂怎么译）。。 由于冬眠药剂的作用而有难过的宿醉感。
1·That's from the guy who shit in my pants.
那个是从在我裤子里拉屎的家伙那儿来的。
2·George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants."
乔治说：“哦，从那个在我裤子里拉屎的家伙那儿。”
3·I want to shit on my bed!
我想要在我的床上拉屎！
4·Why to smoke to think shit?
为什么抽烟完就想拉屎？
5·So, don't shit in front of the fly, because it will feel like you are in the show.
所以说，不要在苍蝇面前拉屎，因为对于它来说，会觉得你是在炫富。
1·They just scrape that shit right off the tree.
他们只需要擦净树上的粪便。
2·And it's their born birth right in duty that clean the shit of other people and they still do it.
他们与生俱来的责任就是清理他人的粪便，此责任一直延续至今。
3·The air was thick and humid, moist with the privacy of savanna darkness, the smells of birth and death and shit.
周围的空气厚重而潮湿，其中充斥的活物和尸体的气味在夜幕中的草原荫蔽下发酵，当然，还有粪便的味道。
4·The air was muggy and oppressive yet still a welcome relief from the miasma of sweat shit and sickness that filled the inside of Yezzan's palatial pavilion.
空气潮湿沉闷，但是与充满了耶赞华丽行宫的汗水、粪便和疾病构成的迷瘴比起来也不失为一种令人欣喜的解脱。
5·The shit slides out of the barrow when it's upturned with a slurping dead weight.
我把手推车向上掀起来，粪便就顺势哗啦啦地滑了下去。
1·From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上了你。
2·From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自从见你第一眼，我便爱上你。
3·When I first see you, I shit love you!
当我第一眼看你，我便爱上了你！
4·I shit love you!
我便爱上你！
5·From see you one eye, I shit love you!
自从看了你一眼，我便爱上了你。
1·Remember that time when someone in your company unsuccessfully used an Agile gardening methodology, and then went around saying that it was horse shit that doesn't work?
忘了那次你公司里的人使用敏捷园艺方法以失败告终后就到处说这方式就是一无是处的马粪么？
2·This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit.
所谓的个人英雄主义是一堆马粪。
3·Now she is taking a piece of dried bull shit in her mouth, thinking she found some treasure.
这时候它嘴里正叼著一块乾牛 粪，还以为自己找到了宝贝。